Tuesday means Trending at NYCFC HQ â our weekly compendium of soccer-centric web curios from the past seven days.
PHOTOS:NYCFC Girls Academy vs. Boston Breakers
Miss of the Millennium
We kick off with a deep cut from the English second tier â a candidate for the worst miss weâve seen inâĤ well, ever, from Brentfordâs Neal Maupay.
Nightmare fuelâĤ (sorry Neal).
Calm Under Pressure
One for the GK Union out thereâĤ check out this North African league match which featured some sublime skills from the no.1.
Silky!
Midfield Goal 1/2
We return to England for the first of two goals scored from the midfield â as good as David Villaâs? Nah. But still impressive nonethelessâĤ
Midfield Goal 2/2
This one from the Brazilian league does a better job of rivaling El Guajeâs miracle strike. What do you think?
Baller-Boy
To Australia, land of kangaroos, barbecues on the beach andâĤ the most extra ball boys.
Just donât try this at Yankee Stadium!
#TekkersTuesday
Seeing as itâs #TekkersTuesday, check this out from Southamptonâs Sofiane Boufal, who teamed up with the Saintsâ Academy kids for this fun vid.
Tokura Freestyle
We finish off with some NSFW skills from Japanese freestyle artist, Tokura.
Proper naughtyâĤ
That's all for this week but if you see anything Trending-worthy in the next seven days, tweet @markbooth_nycfc with the link!